Tribe.net. Local Connections funnypages http://donotcall.tribe.net/thread/760920bf-1171-4edd-995c-b7f1d549afc6 2005-05-02T21:02:35Z 2003-11-20T14:56:51Z

<div>Telemarketing call gone bad.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://donotcall.tribe.net">Do Not Call</a> - 2 replies </div>

funnypages 2003-11-20T14:56:51Z Sassy_Bunny http://donotcall.tribe.net/thread/95b96ef0-3a3a-4c6f-9424-8707702ddbb9 2003-12-08T21:22:10Z 2003-12-08T21:22:10Z

<div>Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." <br/> <br/>Customer: "Hello, can I order.." <br/> <br/>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" <br/> <br/>Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610" <br/> <br/>Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Sheehan and you're calling from 17 Meadow Drive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745 2302 and your mobile is <br/>014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir? <br/> <br/>Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" <br/> <br/>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." <br/> <br/>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" <br/> <br/>Customer: "How come?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" <br/> <br/>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it" <br/> <br/>Customer: "How do you know for sure?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" <br/> <br/>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost? <br/> <br/>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99 <br/> <br/>Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash! , Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year" <br/> <br/>Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir. <br/> <br/>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives" <br/> <br/>Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" <br/> <br/>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." <br/> <br/>Customer: " What the..?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Harley,...registration number E1123..." <br/> <br/>Customer: "@#%/$@&amp;?#" <br/> <br/>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... <br/> <br/>Customer:( Speechless) <br/> <br/>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" <br/> <br/>Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?" <br/> <br/>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic..."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://donotcall.tribe.net">Do Not Call</a> - 0 replies </div>

Sassy_Bunny 2003-12-08T21:22:10Z Sassy_Bunny http://donotcall.tribe.net/thread/5272202e-a683-4ec4-952d-8f0707417ed9 2003-11-21T01:43:05Z 2003-11-21T01:43:05Z

<div>i have come up with a plan to thwart those evil telemarketers...he he he.. whne they call...just act like YOUR the telemarketer...they are not allowed to hang up...so i have a particularly voilent speil... lighting clowns on fire...te he he...and it works...ill sit there...say the whole thing once....wait 2 or three minutes...say it over again.....and again...and again...and they are stuck cuz they are not allowed to hang up...~_~</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://donotcall.tribe.net">Do Not Call</a> - 0 replies </div>

Sassy_Bunny 2003-11-21T01:43:05Z funnypages http://donotcall.tribe.net/thread/29c44532-83ca-4aba-af4e-c4b325a0c559 2003-11-20T14:58:27Z 2003-11-20T14:58:27Z

<div>Consumers can register for the national do-not-call registry for FREE at: <br/> <br/>DoNotCall.GOV <br/> <br/>(888) 382-1222 (toll-free) <br/> <br/>(866) 290-4236 (TTY). </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://donotcall.tribe.net">Do Not Call</a> - 0 replies </div>

funnypages 2003-11-20T14:58:27Z funnypages http://donotcall.tribe.net/thread/f228ab98-40b9-4c74-a364-9233f2d2aa27 2003-11-20T14:56:01Z 2003-11-20T14:56:01Z

<div> <br/>Enigma: <br/>Anti-Telemarketing Software guides it's users in the fine art of telling telemarketers to stop calling them and holding telemarketers accountable for their actions. <br/> <br/>Download: <br/>http://www.antitelemarketer.com/nuke/html/modules.php?name=Downloads&amp;d_op=getit&amp;lid=9</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://donotcall.tribe.net">Do Not Call</a> - 0 replies </div>

funnypages 2003-11-20T14:56:01Z